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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young VETERINARIAN named ANDY. He was HANDSOME RUNNING in the SILENT forest when he met GRUMPY NICK, a run-away HYGENIST from the HAPPY Queen LARA.

ANDY could see that GRUMPY NICK was hungry so he reached into his PLASTIC BOWL and give him his GENTLE CLEMENTINE. GRUMPY NICK was thankful for ANDY's CLEMENTINE, so he told ANDY a very DARK story about Queen LARA's daughter JOYCE. How her mother, the HAPPY Queen LARA, kept her locked away in a SCHOOL HOUSE protected by a gigantic FOX, because JOYCE was so SMOOTH.

ANDY DRANK. He vowed to GRUMPY NICK the HYGENIST that he would save the SMOOTH JOYCE. He would DANCE WITH the FOX, and take JOYCE far away from her eveil mother, the HAPPY Queen LARA, and LAUGH AT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ROUGH LIGHTNING BOLT and GRUMPY NICK the HYGENIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FOX from his story. HAPPY Queen LARA GREW out from behind a PLASTIC JESUS and struck ANDY dead. In the far off SCHOOL HOUSE you could hear a KABOOM.