Apparently I'm not cut out to be a Cthulu cultist

[redfishie]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In November, I stopped marasca from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I recruited somehedgehog as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I fed eponinethebard to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Last week, I rescued emt_hawk from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-950 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
redfishie

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