There's a Masons' Lodge less than half a mile from my apartment, and today when I was going by it, I noticed the sign out front that usually had announcements for potlucks and the liked said
"Secret Cabal Tues 8pm" on one side and
"We Keep the Metric System Down" on the other...
"Secret Cabal Tues 8pm" on one side and
"We Keep the Metric System Down" on the other...