Horoscopes amuse me

So this is my horoscope for today (I'm a taurus) -

"Someone close to you may not be totally honest with you. This person may be avoiding telling the truth, or else he could be hiding something from you in order to protect you. Trust your instincts here, dear Taurus. If someone tells you something important that doesn't quite ring true, check it out yourself before accepting this person's word. This is not a vicious deception - only a protective one. However, shielding someone from the truth sometimes can backfire! "

I don't put a ton of stock into these things, but they do amuse me on many different levels. They amuse me even more when they're designed to make me paranoid.

Hey, nomadmwe, you're a Taurus, right? Want to lie or evade the truth to me about something important and I do the same in turn to you and we can save time that way?

More silly horoscpe fun (hey we're on a roll here...)

http://www.doublesign.com/astro/ds/index.php

The Dragon/Taurus isn't out to win any popularity contests, which is for the best since you are out to win just about everything else. The placid Bull is energized by the zest of the Dragon into putting his work ethic into full-steam-ahead mode. This means twice as much, twice as fast -- but watch you don't burn out the motor overnight!

You play your heart's cards close to your vest, but inside you're a seething ocean of unrequited love. If you could ever manage to make satisfying personal contact with a like-minded individual you'd fall hook, line and sinker, but given your busy schedule, chances are you won't have the opportunity to find out what unadulterated passion tastes like, unless you pencil it into your personal planner ahead of time.

I'm not going to comment on this except to say I don't think that's completely right but I really don't have the time to elaborate ;)