Horoscopes amuse me
Aug. 25th, 2003 08:33 amso sometimes I look at my horoscope because it amuses me.
Week commencing Saturday, 23rd August 2003
TAURUS
(Apr 21 - May 21)
From the earliest age we are urged to do as we are told. Our parents reward “good behaviour” and punish “bad”. Then, our aunties and uncles get in on the act, along with our - other family members. Their instructions do not always agree. We soon learn how to tailor our activity to suit different figures of authority. And then, we get to school! Suddenly, we have demanding, judgemental teachers to please and complex rules to follow. Eventually, we grow up and, ironically, are then expected to think for ourselves! Yet by now, we have lived our whole lives in fear of failure to conform. This week requires you to stage a rebellion. You must be brave, bold and bolshy, no matter who you upset.
Umm....yeah i'm supposed to be a rebel this week....pardon me while I spit on your hair.
Week commencing Saturday, 23rd August 2003
TAURUS
(Apr 21 - May 21)
From the earliest age we are urged to do as we are told. Our parents reward “good behaviour” and punish “bad”. Then, our aunties and uncles get in on the act, along with our - other family members. Their instructions do not always agree. We soon learn how to tailor our activity to suit different figures of authority. And then, we get to school! Suddenly, we have demanding, judgemental teachers to please and complex rules to follow. Eventually, we grow up and, ironically, are then expected to think for ourselves! Yet by now, we have lived our whole lives in fear of failure to conform. This week requires you to stage a rebellion. You must be brave, bold and bolshy, no matter who you upset.
Umm....yeah i'm supposed to be a rebel this week....pardon me while I spit on your hair.