way too amused by this

http://www.currentmiddleages.org/ulfredsheim/agenda.html

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Establish a Principality
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Why the hell not

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a Crown Prince and Princess. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Really Big Skirts?

Stage Two:

Next, you will desecrate Chivalry Council. This will cause countless hordes of Bunny-Fur Barbarians to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the Knowne World your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Viking Longship, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.